I'm such an adult

1. This morning I overslept by 25 minutes. As such, I didn't have the 25 minutes it takes me to make oatmeal and two pieces of buttered toast and eat it before I walk out the door. So I put my oatmeal in a plastic cup and ate it while I walked to class. After my class, I went into the bathroom and discovered, to my horror, that I had oatmeal on my face.

2. After wiping off the oatmeal, I did homework until my next class. Well, I did homework until that point of crap-I'm-going-to-be-tardy-if-I-don't-hustle. So I'm hustling down the concrete steps, and the wind is blowing my hair into my eyes, and I miss a step and fall on my face. Technically, I didn't land on my face, but I smacked the concrete pretty hard. I torqued my left leg (which is still recovering) and said "Ow!" and stood up and limped to class.